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Alentejano

Num avião um alentejano pede um tinto de Borba.


A hospedeira pergunta ao passageiro do lado (testemunha de Jeová ) se quer 
também beber alguma coisa.


Responde a testemunha de Jeová com ar ofendido:


- Prefiro ser raptado e violado selvaticamente por uma dezena de putas da
Babilónia antes que uma gota de álcool toque os meus lábios.


O alentejano devolve o copo de tinto à hospedeira e diz:


- Eu também. Não sabia que se podia escolher.
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